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Song Parodies -> "I Think I’ll Never Get a Message in a Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Message in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"I Think I’ll Never Get a Message in a Bottle"

Parody Written by:

BrilliantJ8

The Lyrics

I’m on a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
I wish somebody could always be here with me, oh
Somebody could see that I will never bear
I will rescue myself ‘cause I’ll fall into despair

They never send me SOS’s
They never send me SOS’s
I think I’ll never get a,
I think I’ll never get a,
I think I’ll never get a message in a bottle
(No)
Message in a bottle

Six years have passed since my friends wrote notes
I should have known this right from the start
Only hope will keep me together
I miss you so much that I’ll break your heart

They never send me SOS’s
They never send me SOS’s
I think I’ll never get a,
I think I’ll never get a,
I think I’ll never get a message in a bottle
(No)
Message in a bottle
(No)
(Oh) Message in a bottle
(No)
Message in a bottle
(No)

Then I walked out, you can’t believe what I saw
970 bottles by the island, on the shore
Seems that we are not alone
970 castaways are looking for homes

They never send me SOS’s
They never send me SOS’s
I think I’ll never get a,
I think I’ll never get a,
I think I’ll never get a message in a bottle
(No)
Message in a bottle
(No)
Message in a bottle (Oh)
Message in a bottle
(No)

Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
I’m just without an SOS
I’m just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an SOS
Just without an Esso station
Esso, a real petrol station!
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