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Song Parodies -> "Quiche Lorraine"

Original Song Title:

"King of Pain"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Quiche Lorraine"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

There's a little black spot on the cheese today
It's a shame it's past its sell-by day
There's a baguette caught in a shopper's cart
There's a frozen pie crust to make a tart

I have stood in Franprix near Avenue Montaigne
Now I'm stuck in a Trader Joe's that's in Fort Wayne
I guess I'm always hoping that I can obtain
All the things that I need to make a Quiche Lorraine

There's a little black cap on the chardonnay
(That's my souffle there)
It's a famous brand from Maconnais
(That's my souffle there)
There's some pork fat caught in a hot grease trap
(That's my souffle there)
There's a gruyere covered in foil wrap
(That's my souffle there)

I have good savignon like this Maison Beauchaine
You can take your Rossi and pour it down the drain
I guess I've got the things my grocery list contains
And it's my recipe to make a Quiche Lorraine

There's a lowfat heavy cream from some off-brand
(That's my souffle there)
There's some fresh eggs that I picked up at a farm stand
(That's my souffle there)
There's a custard filling that's beaten brisk
(That's my souffle there)
There's a butter clump trapped in a wire whisk
(That's my souffle there)

I have dined once before inside of Bleu Le Train
With the food and wine pairings running 'round my brain
But the menu lacked one thing, and I must complain
'Cause it's my destiny to eat a Quiche Lorraine

There's a rank provolone that someone left out
There's a rind of Camembert I could do without
There's a rich flan steeping in a caramel bed
There's a gelatin molded in a tuna spread
Quiche Lorraine ...

There's some cured lox covered in herbs and salt
(That's my souffle there)
There's some blackened garlic, it's not my fault
(That's my souffle there)
There's a little black clot on this valencay ...
It's an unsold thing from yesterday ...

I have good beer galore, and lots of fine champagne
And knockoff recipes from cafes most urbane
I guess I'll have to make extra for my great dane
But it's my fantasy to eat some Quiche Lorraine
Quiche Lorraine
Quiche Lorraine
Quiche Lorraine
I'll always eat Quiche Lorraine
Copyright (C) 2021 by Dr. Oliver Clozoff. All rights reserved.

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