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Song Parodies -> "All The Meth You Make"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"All The Meth You Make"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I just loved "Breaking Bad".

All the meth you make
all the speed you bake
all that whitish cake
every crystal flake
I'll be watching you

Every single gram
We don't make a sham
This is my program
So quit your plan to scam
I'll be watching you


P and iodine
Flask and source of heat
then refluxing treat -

Every gram we make
Every life we break
Every smile we fake
Every crystal flake
Cartel wants it too


Cancer's gone, but I've been lost, I'm now in too deep
Never thought I would become such a lowly creep
I have lost everything I have loved, it's too steep
I feel so cold and I wish I could my loved ones keep
I keep crying Skyler, my love, please -


Oh, my true love Jane,
You've relapsed again
Found you dead in bed
wish it was me instead -


Every buck we make
Every batch we bake
Every smile we fake
Every life we take
I'll be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you

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Pacing: 1.8
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Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 16

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Patrick - March 25, 2021 - Report this comment
The government used meth labs as the pretext to take away the only semi-effective cold medicine available. I once saw a police display of meth supplies. Every item on the table could be bought within a mile of where we were standing. Of course, by stopping the sale of pseudephedrine, the government turned over the trade to the Mexican cartels.
Susanna Viljanen - March 26, 2021 - Report this comment
Just the same as with Prohibition :-(

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