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Song Parodies -> "The Piehole"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"The Piehole"

Parody Written by:

Pauly Gerard

The Lyrics

Been thinking this idea for a long time. About the Anna Nicole Show
Every dumb blonde mistake,
Every wink she fakes,
Every stomachache from a "fat free" steak,
They'll be watching her.

Talking about Anna Nicole,
& her celebutard soul,
When she's out of control, shaking her belly rolls,
They'll be watching her.

Her model fans will spy,
To her & her dog Superpie,
The fact that her shriveled husband croaked
Got her this program, no joke.

She is such a slut,
Layin' on her gelatinous butt,
Every cheesecake cut, every doctor visit rut,
They'll be watching her.

Since he's gone, she's been actin' like a hoity-toity jerk,
She blames it on the way she has too much perk,
She was so much better on Naked Gun 33 1/3,
I'm also thankful they're blorping all her dirty words,
I wanna change it, so much, so much, but I can't...!

Oh, can't you see?
She can found me on E!
She's pathetic but she don't care,
As she twirls her hair.

Every dumb blonde mistake,
Gives me an awkward shake,
I blame all that buzz, though no matter she does,
They'll be watching her.

Every stomachache from a "fat free" steak,
They'll be watching her.
They'll be watching her.

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