Every Snap you take
Duckface you will make
Or a smile you'll fake
First thing when you wake
- we'll be watching you

Twitter or MySpace
Instagram or Face
Every single place
You are leaving trace
- And we're watching you

Oh can't you see
You're annoying me
I don't want to know
'bout every place you go

Every inn you've stayed
Every lunch you've made
Every game you've played
Trinkets that you've paid
- Always watching you

There is just one thing that you like to chase
- That's likes and hearts, also comments on the Face
You look around, just to search for some more praise
You wear less clothes, 'cause you hope that you'll amaze
Just keep trying, baby, baby, jeez

Oh jealousy
- it is killing me
'Coz my friends forsake
The photos that I take

I'll take just one pic
Take it really quick
With a single click
With a selfie stick
- no likes coming through...

Every pic I take
Albums that I make
- only like or two...

No likes coming through...
(Pics of riding bike,
Going for a hike
With my ol' friend Mike
Just want single like!)

No likes coming through...
(Pics of holding hands
pics of foreign lands
pics of desert sands
and with favorite bands)

No likes coming through....