Song Parodies -> "Don't Drive So Close to Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close to Me"

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Original Performer:

"Don't Drive So Close to Me"

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The Lyrics

Wanna know something I hate more than slow drivers? TAILGATERS! (No, not as in one who hosts tailgate parties during game season.)

Driver behind me, sub-
Ject of my enduring rage
I want to pull over
And smash his windshield in
Inside me there’s longing
To slow down purposely,
Slash his precious tires,
And throttle the shit outta him

Don’t drive, don’t drive so
Don’t drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me

I’m getting annoyed here
He won’t stop following me
Oh look, a less traveled road
Methinks I’ll just turn here
Oh God, there he cruises
Cruises right behind me
I wish I could figure out
What the hell this dumbass wants

Don’t drive, don’t drive so
Don’t drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me

My phone’s out in my hand
I’m gonna call the police
Although I don’t want to
Make myself more vulnerable
Than I already am
To this damn idiot
Who seems to have no life
Aside from tailgating

Don’t drive, don’t drive so
Don’t drive so close to me
Don’t drive, don’t drive so
Don’t drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me
Don't drive, don't drive so
Don't drive so close to me

There's a parody with the same title it looks like. Ah well.

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