Upon my trick or treating
I met a kindly gran
Her popcorn balls were yummy
Served on a pewter pan

And come the next October
On this I did depend
Sought out the secret granny
She'd vanished with the wind

You may get some mini Snickers
Or some cookies shaped like dolls
But if you find the secret granny
You will get some popcorn balls

And on the streets that followed
I wandered so forlorn
My nostrils sought the car'mel
My ears the popping corn

You may get some Hershey's Kisses
Or some fun-sized Peter Paul's
But if you find the secret granny
You will get some popcorn balls

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You will find some fudge George Clooneys
Candy-coated Biggie Smalls
Cocoanut Rosie O'Donnells
Cookies shaped just like Lou Rawls

And when you find the secret granny
You will feast on popcorn balls
And when you find the secret granny
You will feast on popcorn balls
And when you find the secret granny
You will feast on popcorn balls
And when you find the secret granny
You will feast on popcorn balls