Wrap My Broken Finger

I decided to learn to play tennis
Taught by some hott summer park apprentice

Clowning with my racquet, while I’d linger,

And that’s how I got a broken finger.

How could I forget back there in college

My sports skills weren’t sharp--they had a dull edge

I tried to show off my racquet hold

Now I sit in ER, growing old

Ow! Please wrap my broken finger.

Ow! Please wrap my broken finger.

Shuffleboard, perhaps, might be my game

I don’t like it, though, it looks so lame.

I should have obeyed my intuition.

I’d have been much safer goin’ fishin’.

Ow! Please wrap my broken finger.

Ow! Please wrap my broken finger.

Got distracted by a sound behind me

Ball up-side my head--thought it would blind me

Try’n to learn this game is a disaster

‘Nother body part encased in plaster,

Will—

You please wrap my broken finger.

You, please wrap my broken finger.

You, please wrap my broken finger.

You, please wrap my broken finger....