Mean teacher, the subject
Of ancient history
She needs to so badly
Knows that she has to pee
Inside her theres longing
She must finish this page
Mid-Lesson - shes so close now
That girl's in silent rage

Dont make, dont make me
Dont make me hold it in

She's in great discomfort
She raises her right hand
He thinks that she's lying
For she thinks the subject's bland
Must do urination
So much it makes her cry
All class she's, been waiting
Her trousers won't stay dry

Let me, let me go
Let me go do my wee

Laughter in the classroom
Right then she wished she'd died
Too late for the bathroom
'I was busting' she cried
Its no use, he scolds her
He starts to scream and shout
Sends her to the office
Tells her not to come out

Oh no, accident
I was so desperate

Oh no, accident
I just plain couldn't wait