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Song Parodies -> "Eccentricity"
Original Song Title:
"Synchronicity I"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Police
Parody Song Title:
"Eccentricity"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Walk off to...Chicago
Through Soho
Eccentricity
Polka dance...without pants
With fire ants
Eccentricity
Eat 10 pounds of vegetables
Then go out and kick a bull
Run out at the Super Bowl
Naked and climb the field goal
Squawking just like a seagull
Sing the songs of Jethro Tul
And when you feel uncomfortable
Wash your hands with Ty-Di-Bol
Rub some Nair...on your hair
Then loudly scream,
"Paris, marry me!"
Take no bath...'til you stink
Say it's a kink
Eccentricity
Take a knife that's slightly dull
Try to cut through a brick wall
Make a pass at Martin Mull
Tell him that he's your angel
Push a door that's labeled "Pull"
Render judgement void and null
Dig yourself into a hole
Chatter like a psycho vole!
Why are you...so freaky?
It's a way to be
Eccentricity
Pope John Paul...to Roald Dahl
They have all
Eccentricity
Take a sheep...as your bride
Can't deny
Eccectricity
Dress like Santa Claus
But now add some bras
Break all social laws
Eccentricity, Eccentricity, Eccentricity.
(D'oh!)
Through Soho
Eccentricity
Polka dance...without pants
With fire ants
Eccentricity
Eat 10 pounds of vegetables
Then go out and kick a bull
Run out at the Super Bowl
Naked and climb the field goal
Squawking just like a seagull
Sing the songs of Jethro Tul
And when you feel uncomfortable
Wash your hands with Ty-Di-Bol
Rub some Nair...on your hair
Then loudly scream,
"Paris, marry me!"
Take no bath...'til you stink
Say it's a kink
Eccentricity
Take a knife that's slightly dull
Try to cut through a brick wall
Make a pass at Martin Mull
Tell him that he's your angel
Push a door that's labeled "Pull"
Render judgement void and null
Dig yourself into a hole
Chatter like a psycho vole!
Why are you...so freaky?
It's a way to be
Eccentricity
Pope John Paul...to Roald Dahl
They have all
Eccentricity
Take a sheep...as your bride
Can't deny
Eccectricity
Dress like Santa Claus
But now add some bras
Break all social laws
Eccentricity, Eccentricity, Eccentricity.
(D'oh!)
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee
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Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Only if you have a lot of money...otherwise it's mere insanity. This looks good, and I'll listen to the OS before contest voting time comes around.
Very eccentric!
inspired lunacy as befits the title
Excellencency.
Sounds like a lotta fun things to do in this...
(Artistry) The world needs more eccentricity. Can you get some from the eccentric company?
nah, I checked. They're all out. Apparently, Elton John and that wack-job Michael jackson are monopolizing it...
It reminded me a lot of Weird Al's "Dare to be Stupid"
(Artistry) Took a second for the title to sink in...but I love it!!
(Artistry). No offense to anyone, but why is it that anytime a topic is similar to something Weird Al touched on we compare it to that. . .I guess I don't see a direct correlation, maybe it's just me, I thought this was very original, of course I don't see the correlation between a lot of songs and Weird Al songs because I like to look at parodies without comparing them to Weird Al, he's kinda on another level. Anyhow, Agri, someone HAS TO be mad at you, because there is no way this song could actually earn a 111 from anyone.
Hey Dave, i have raised quite a bit of ire here over the years...you'll find irrelevant 1's scattered all over my catalog. I've learned to live with this, but it's till disheartening knowing how immature some people can be.
Awesome job! 555
(Artistry) Eccentric, Agri? I think not. Stark raving Tonto? You betcha! :-) brilliantly absurd, mate. 555
(Artistry) Maybe the album version's different from what I heard, but it sounded like you skipped a verse. But what you do have, I like!
Even though I'm not a huge Police fan (and never heard the OS before), I found this pretty entertaining, and I liked a lot of the rhymes you had in here. Nice work!
An eccentric parody...*gets arrested*
(ABC) See above!
Strangeness for the purpose of being strange. Nothing at all wrong with that.
Old School Agrimorfee! This was downright bizarre, dementia music at its best. Well done.
Some wacky shtuff going on here! My favorite line, “Push a door that's labeled ‘Pull’”
(ABC) Aggy, with the throwback! Super-weird, and since that's what you were going for, you nailed it!
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