Song Parodies -> "Dudley Dursley's A Fat Material Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Spirits In The Material World"

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Original Performer:

"Dudley Dursley's A Fat Material Boy"

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The Lyrics

Since Dudley Dursley is always a overweight bullying brat who wants to get his own way, like bitching about presents every birthday, we should call him a fat material boy. This is about the beginning of "Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone." This is a view from Harry. I gonna come up with "Ghost In The Machine" about "The Sorcerer's Stone."

I am stuck in a muggle nation
The Dursleys give me abusion
Dudley's fits put me in confusion
He watches too much television

Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material boy

Dudley chose to yell and scream
On his eleventh birthday
To him, it really seemed
That he did not enough presents

Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material boy

(While the middle music plays, Dudley and Uncle Veron have a talk)

***Dudley***:
How many presents are there?

***Uncle Vernon***:
36

***Dudley***:
36?!!

***Uncle Vernon***:
Well, many presents are big.

***Dudley***:
I DON'T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE!! I WANT THE 37TH!!!

(Then, I continue singing)

When I was at the zoo,
I ruined Dudley's birthday
I'm locked up in the cupboard
I get no food for seven days

Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material boy

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raddog20002002 - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment

Dammit! I was suppose to put in "boy" instead of "-."

Agrimorfee - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment

You also missed "get" in line 12. No matter. Not a perfect parody, but it's a hard song to parody. It's a proper introduction to the storyline nonetheless (although Harry wouldn't know what a muggle was yet). As always, take your time with it, and good luck!

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