Just some castaways
For a new TV, show
An orig'nal way
High ratings guaranteed, oh
Jeff must confess
It doesn't matter where
They just want to win and be a millionaire, oh

We'll see what CBS has unfurled
We'll see what CBS has unfurled
Let's hope they want to apply
Let's hope they want to apply
Let's hope they want to apply
Pages in a bottle, yeah
Pages in a bottle

The place they are is not that remote
But the viewers aren't very smart
The contestants must play together
Pacts can bring you strife
But pacts can be quite smart

It is not MTVs The Real World
It is not MTVs The Real World
They're bit by giant fruit flies
They're bit by giant fruit flies
They're bit by giant fruit flies
Bugspray in a bottle, yeah
Bugspray in a bottle, yeah
Sunscreen in a bottle, yeah
Sunscreen in a bottle, yeah

Woke up this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred million people
Watched them on the shore
Seems the fanbase really has grown
All to see some castaways
Wanting to go home

It's the most pop'lar show in the world
It's the most pop'lar show in the world
The end of the world is nigh
The end of the world is nigh
The end of the world is nigh
Whiskey in a bottle, yeah
Whiskey in a bottle, yeah
Whiskey in a bottle, oh
Whiskey in a bottle, yeah

Trying to save CBS (repeat to end)