(instrumental intro)

She's a little upset on her show today,
She's the same she-thing as yesterday,
There's a running bet that she'll blow her top,
That old hag will nag , and her wind won't stop

We've withstood her before, besides her boring slate
With the world running rumors, talkin' 'bout her fate
I guess I'm always hoping that we'll end her wait
We'll get the best of Dr. Laura, the Queen Of Hate

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She's a little upset on her show today,
Says it's so unfair
She's the same she-thing as yesterday,
Says it's so unfair
There's a running bet that she'll blow her top,
Says it's so unfair
That old hag will nag , and her wind won't stop
Says it's so unfair

We've withstood her before, besides her boring slate
With the world running rumors, talkin' 'bout her fate
I guess I'm always hoping that we'll end her wait
We'll get the best of Dr. Laura, the Queen Of Hate

She is hostile and snaps when she takes phone calls
Says it's so unfair
Her TV show's been chosen for boycotts this fall
Says it's so unfair
But her nude pics reached all over the World Wide Web
Says it's so unfair
When you ask her, she snaps "she was once a reb"
Says it's so unfair

We've withstood her before, besides her boring slate
With the world running rumors, talkin' 'bout her fate
I guess I'm always hoping that we'll end her wait
We'll get the best of Dr. Laura, the Queen Of Hate

She's queen bitch on the phone, with her lies, she'll shout
She's the kind who looking for no shadow of doubt
She's a rich bitch reaping all that golden bread
But her skeletons in her past just aren't dead
Queen of Hate

It's a big shock for her to now be attacked
Says it's so unfair
She's a right wing shill with a broken pact
Says it's so unfair
She's a little upset on her show today
Says it's so unfair
She's the same she-thing as yesterday

We've withstood her before, besides her boring slate
With the world running rumors, talkin' 'bout her fate
I guess I'm always hoping that we'll end her wait
We'll get the best of Dr. Laura, the Queen Of Hate

Queen of Hate
Queen of Hate
Queen of Hate
She'll always be Queen of Hate