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Song Parodies -> "Twisted Every Way (Doctor Who)"

Original Song Title:

"Twisted Every Way"

Original Performer:

The Phantom Of The Opera

Parody Song Title:

"Twisted Every Way (Doctor Who)"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

Rose turns away from the TARDIS unhappily)

Twisted every way,
The Doctor, will he flip?
Am I to just sit here,
Eating stupid chips?
Can I betray the man
Who showed me how to live?
Do I become his past?
What have I to give?
He needs my help right now,
I can't wait here all day . . .
I know I can't go back
And yet, I'm in dismay . . .
Oh God - if he gets killed,
Will my life be fulfilled?
In this, the Time Lord's prison . . .?
MICKEY (to ROSE, very tenderly)
Rose, Rose Tyler,
Don't think that I don't care -
But there's no hope
And there's no prayer
To go back now . . .
(Rose, overcome by her conflicting emotions
turns away and hurries out. Mickey strides forward and
addresses an imaginary Doctor)
So, it is to be war between us! But this time, clever
friend, the disaster will be yours!
DALEKS (20 thousand years in the future)
Hide your sword now wounded knight!
Your vainglorious gasconnade
Brought you to your final fight
For your pride, high price you've paid!
ROSE (Present)
What price must I pay to go
To the Doctor's battlefield.
Those who tangle with my Rose . . .
Poor young maiden! For the thrill
on your tongue of stolen sweets
you will have to pay the bill -
tangled in the winding sheets!
(ROSE sees the words BAD WOLF graffitid in giant letters onto the floor)
Through time
They come to me,
In space
They show . . .
That means
The Doctor's here . . .
And I
Can go!
(Rose runs off towards the TARDIS)
Bad Wolf, Bad Wolf
Thought of everything and nothing . . .
The Doctor promised me
That we would go to the planet Bemuda . . .
The Doctor promised me . . .
The Doctor promised me.

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