Song Parodies -> "[Na Na Gay Racist] Kiss Mine Goodbye"

Original Song Title:

"[Na Na Hey Hey] Kiss Him Goodbye"

Original Performer:

"[Na Na Gay Racist] Kiss Mine Goodbye"

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The Lyrics

The question we should be asking isn't why Don Lemon was fired; what we should be asking is how this America-hating racist misogynist perverted no-talent hack ever got hired in the first place.

(Ooh...) Lemon's show sucked balls.
(Ooh...) It's always sucked balls!
(Ooh...) Its ratings were always falling
(Ooh...) Down a well.

(Ah...) To him, ev'rything's racist;
That moron! On too long!
Glad he's gone!
Hey, Don Lemon, kiss mine—
Come here and kiss mine goodbye, bye, bye!
Goodbye!
Oh—
Goodbye!

He's just a has-been
And never-should-have-been;
Oh, always deserved a swift kick
In his tiny nards!
CNN overpaid him;
He should have been long gone!
Don Lemon:
Come over here; kiss mine—
Come here and kiss mine goodbye!

Na na na na,
Gay racist, goodbye!
Na na na na, na na na na,
Gay racist, goodbye!

Don't let kids near him;
He'd sure like to queer them—
Oh, transform them into CRTs:
Commie Racist 'Tards.
He owes us reparations
For the harm his kind do to nations
Don Lemon,
Pucker up and kiss mine—
Step right up and kiss mine— Ooh!
Here where the sun don't shine— Ooh!
Come here and kiss mine goodbye, bye, bye,
Oh—
Goodbye!

Bye, bye, bye, goodbye!
Oh—
Goodbye, bye, bye!

Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!

Na na na na, na na na na,
Gay racist, goodbye!
na na na na, na na na na,
Gay racist, goodbye!
Na na na na, na na na na,
Gay racist, goodbye!
Na na na na, na na na na,
Gay racist, goodbye, bye, bye!
Na na na na, na na na na,
Gay racist, goodbye!
Na na na na, na na na na,
Gay racist, goodbye, bye, bye!
[Etc.]

Of course, beyond the question of how this loser ever got a platform at CNN in the first place, a much bigger question is: how has such a worthless channel nearly nobody actually wants to watch managed to stay in business?

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