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Song Parodies -> "Where Every Girl Is On The Game"
Original Song Title:
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
Original Performer:
Theme From Cheers
Parody Song Title:
"Where Every Girl Is On The Game"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
A "rites of passage" ditty...
When you're teenaged, trying to get laid takes everything you've got
You're guaranteed a "friend for hire" won't say "no" a lot
Wouldn't you like to get some play?
Sometimes you want to go
Where every girl is on the game
Eighty bucks to stoke the flame
It's ecstasy commitment-free
With double-D dusky dames
You'll want to go where every girl is on the game
Take the Geo and find a ho
If you can stand the shame
You'll want to go where every girl is on the game
You're guaranteed a "friend for hire" won't say "no" a lot
Wouldn't you like to get some play?
Sometimes you want to go
Where every girl is on the game
Eighty bucks to stoke the flame
It's ecstasy commitment-free
With double-D dusky dames
You'll want to go where every girl is on the game
Take the Geo and find a ho
If you can stand the shame
You'll want to go where every girl is on the game
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trade ya fives for the address of this place
HO HO HO! Cheers to you!
well, how can I check out newbies, when you keep multiple-submitting, Kristof - sheesh, the nerve - 555
Thanks, Al, PMS, and of course, Stu. Anyone else? Anyone? :-(
Now now, CHEER up, no need for sad faces. 5's all round, quite witty.
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