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Song Parodies -> "Dallas Stars"

Original Song Title:

"Shining Star"

Original Performer:

The Manhattans

Parody Song Title:

"Dallas Stars"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

They came from up north in the U.S. to play...
Honey, we are the Dallas Stars, we came here to play
We wanna be right here where we are, to get a title ring

So many have tried
Tried to find a team with skills they find
hmmm, mmm
Girl, don't you realize
Don't hypnotize, how they score each time, yeah baby

We came from up north in Minnesota
And now we're south of the border
We were North Stars, now we're only...

(repeat chorus)

Feels so good when Modano's here
Next to Bill Guerin in the zone, yeah baby
Turco's got a touch, plays goalie so much
And Dave Tippett's here now, yeah baby

(repeat hook)

(repeat chorus 3x)

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Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't care what the sport is: DALLAS SUCKS! "Elias passes to Arnott, he shoots on Belfour, SCORE! The New Jersey Devils have won the Stanley Cup!"

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