Ooh it’s just a little one, little one
But it’s only a matter of time, Seroma
With a little push I can make you run, make you run
Lays just beneath the incision line, Seroma
It’s gonna pop, have to clean it up,
Shoots out a fine, stream of red slime
if I press real hard. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Seroma

Started right after surgery, surgery
Formed a hard lump on my belly, Seroma
Like an Alien growing inside of me
I wonder how much longer it will be, Seroma
‘Til it pops out, as I shout. “Thar she blows”
All it will take, is a touch
Of the slightest kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Seroma

When you gonna give in to me, give in to me.
It is just a matter of time Seroma
Is this what is best for me? Best for me?
Or am I going to go blind? Seroma
I know I gotta stop, give it time to heal
From the inside. A better thrill of pimple popping
I will never find. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Seroma

Ma-ma-ma-my Seroma.
Ma-ma-ma-my Seroma.
Ma-ma-ma-my Seroma.

Ooooooooooo-oh, my Seroma
Ooooooooooo-oh, my Seroma
Ooooooooooo-oh, my Seroma