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Song Parodies -> "Find The Toner!"
Original Song Title:
"My Sharona"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Knack
Parody Song Title:
"Find The Toner!"
Parody Written by:
U Guest It
The Lyrics
An Office Space experience...
Major presentation due
Right at Two
It's already one forty-nine -- no toner!
Printed page one-forty-four...
Still six more...
Why the hell can't anyone find the toner?
Flirty little whore
From next door
Won't go to the store
Flashes pretty eyes,
And the guys
Give her our supplies
That's why... why... why... why... oo... we're in this bind for toner...
I run to the Staples store
And implore
"Please just help me quickly to find the toner..."
Smart-assed teenage employee
Points with glee,
"Can't you see our 'out of stock' sign? 'No Toner!' "
Hit CompUSA,
But no way --
"Toner's out today"
Run to Office Max
Where the flaks
Make me buy a fax
"Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine -- whew!
Just let me buy some toner!"
Sprint back to my office space
And my face
Bears a map of deep worry lines for toner
Load the cartridge and... Goddam --
Paper Jam!
After it took so long to find the toner
Just then my VP*
Says to me
"Meeting's not til 3;
And... don't you agree
That should be
On a DVD?"
I... yi... yi... yi... yi... oogh!
So I resigned to Jonah...
Right at Two
It's already one forty-nine -- no toner!
Printed page one-forty-four...
Still six more...
Why the hell can't anyone find the toner?
Flirty little whore
From next door
Won't go to the store
Flashes pretty eyes,
And the guys
Give her our supplies
That's why... why... why... why... oo... we're in this bind for toner...
I run to the Staples store
And implore
"Please just help me quickly to find the toner..."
Smart-assed teenage employee
Points with glee,
"Can't you see our 'out of stock' sign? 'No Toner!' "
Hit CompUSA,
But no way --
"Toner's out today"
Run to Office Max
Where the flaks
Make me buy a fax
"Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine -- whew!
Just let me buy some toner!"
Sprint back to my office space
And my face
Bears a map of deep worry lines for toner
Load the cartridge and... Goddam --
Paper Jam!
After it took so long to find the toner
Just then my VP*
Says to me
"Meeting's not til 3;
And... don't you agree
That should be
On a DVD?"
I... yi... yi... yi... yi... oogh!
So I resigned to Jonah...
*Actually Lumburgh's exact quote was "yeeeah.... umm.... shouldn't that reeeally be on a Dee Vee Dee? Hmmmm????"
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like your other one, the internal rhyming was excellent
he he
Thanks, alvin and Ann!
I didn't watch Office Space, but profanity nonwithstanding, this is actually pretty funny. The pacing was a little hard to keep up with in the final chorus (starting with "Just then my VP..."), but, I'll still give you 545...packs of toner!
This didn't really happen in the movie.
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