-> "My Men's Room Date's a Senator"
Original Song Title:
"Centerfold"
Parody Song Title:
"My Men's Room Date's a Senator"
The Lyrics
Concourse B? Concourse D?
Concourse S and M?
I like the airport men's rooms
'Cause they frequently have men
One guy sat beside me
And tapped my one-inch wall
We made a tight connection
In that tight airport stall
Weeks go by and there's my bathroom boyfriend on C-SPAN!
Ironic he's Republican - that ends with "public can"!
[CHORUS:]
I flush to score!
My hot spot is a cold tile floor!
My men's room date's a senator
(Men's room date's a senator)
My john's hardcore!
It's number two that I adore!
(Doo doo da doo doo doo)
My men's room date's a senator
First he peeked in through my door
While I pretended to go full-bore
I made faces I made sounds
But that just made him swoon
Soon he's in the next-door loo
Nudgin' me with his ortho shoe
Something made it clear to me
That we'd have congress soon
Who knows who's beside you?
This restroom game's a rush
How lucky I got dealt a queen
To help complete my flush!
[CHORUS]
It's okay, I understand
You're still a family values man
But if you blame your real wide stance
You must have ultra-stretchy pants
They'll make fun, yes they will
Let those bloggers mock us
But I'll stand up (or sit) for you
And help you with your caucus
The right wing should be proud, you know
You put the ho in Idaho
Oh no, don't let 'em spoil it
Oh yeah, I'll meet you in the toilet!
[CHORUS]
[Now whistle. It's a signal.]
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