Song Parodies -> Don't You Want Me, Strider?
| Original Song Title: | "Don't You Want Me" |
| Original Performer: | The Human League |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't You Want Me, Strider?" |
| Parody Written by: | Susanna Viljanen |
Aragorn just wasn't the Mr. Right for Eowyn.
EOWYN:
You were seeking for the hobbits in the Rohan's lands
When we met you
We picked you up, we gave you horse, you rode Meduseld
You drove away Grima, that fool
Now five months later on you got the Men on your feet
The Middle Earth is an oyster to you
And still you want that Elven maid, who ain't human being -
Now are you now a total fool?
Don't - don't you want me?
I'm your species, man, I'm princess, can't you see I'm in love, Strider?
Don't - don't you want me?
You know I can't believe you when you see you want that Arwen
It's much too late to find
Why don't you love one of your kind
You'd better wed a human girl or we''ll both be sorry -
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
ARAGORN:
I was seeking for those hobbits in the Rohan's land
- that much is true
But long ago I've sworn to Arwen I'm her true love
Even before born were you
Now I'm too old for you, and you are meant for great deeds,
Before this war is through
And all the men of Gondor would be glad to woo you
the Shield-maid of Rohan, you -
No, I don't want you
But let us just be friends, okay, if that is all-right now, Eowyn
No, I don't want you
You're young and brave and there's someone who's Mr. Right you, Eowyn
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
You were seeking for the hobbits in the Rohan's lands
When we met you
We picked you up, we gave you horse, you rode Meduseld
You drove away Grima, that fool
Now five months later on you got the Men on your feet
The Middle Earth is an oyster to you
And still you want that Elven maid, who ain't human being -
Now are you now a total fool?
Don't - don't you want me?
I'm your species, man, I'm princess, can't you see I'm in love, Strider?
Don't - don't you want me?
You know I can't believe you when you see you want that Arwen
It's much too late to find
Why don't you love one of your kind
You'd better wed a human girl or we''ll both be sorry -
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
ARAGORN:
I was seeking for those hobbits in the Rohan's land
- that much is true
But long ago I've sworn to Arwen I'm her true love
Even before born were you
Now I'm too old for you, and you are meant for great deeds,
Before this war is through
And all the men of Gondor would be glad to woo you
the Shield-maid of Rohan, you -
No, I don't want you
But let us just be friends, okay, if that is all-right now, Eowyn
No, I don't want you
You're young and brave and there's someone who's Mr. Right you, Eowyn
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
Don't you want me, Strider?
Don't you want me, A-ra-gorn?
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Very timely, this read for me, as I just got done introducing my 12 yr. old to all three Lord Of The Ring movies over the weekend.
This was great!
nicely done, i loved it
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