Behold the thought of DNA
As a science to crew up
And learn to think that the one you are
Are just not good enough

It's funny how a man can be
Another place times two or three
I never know where my clones are
You'll never know where your clones are

They're set up by technician bots
To replace just anyone
I'm now out of commission
AND a man who is his son

And though it's an upgrading
I bring this warning from afar
I never know where my clones are
You'll never know where your clones are

Sometimes you may find them
At McDonald's gorging fries
Sometimes they'll just piss you
off by not taking advice

Solo (sic!)

At first I outsourced drinking but
It was through an outvote
And when they overtook my sluts
Was the day they'd me demote

And now I'm four personas
That I don't hold in high regard
I never know where my clones are
You'll never know where your clones are

Sometimes you may find them
With your wife in sheets disguise
Somehow that's not cheating
'Cos she's clinging to YOUR thighs

You should send them out bedizened
Try to get the bastards shot
Or you should trade your extras
For their meat if you are hot

It's funny how a man can be
Another place times two or three
I never know where my clones are
You'll never know where your clones are
I never know where my clones are
You'll never know where your clones are

It's funny how a man can be
Another place times two or three
I never know where my clones are
You'll never know where your clones are