-> "Born again (The Reincarnation Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Highwayman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Born again (The Reincarnation Song)"
The Lyrics
I was a fisherman - waves of ocean I did hail
I rode my boat with lateen sail
Many a haddock ate the bait of my long line
Many a pollock swum in my network so fine
I caught the typhus and I passed away in pain
But I was born again -
I was now barmaid - serving food and wine and beer
To the people far and near
I was beautiful and I got a many kiss
But my husband infected me syphilis
The pox did rob my looks and ate away my brain
But I was born again -
I was a servant girl - had no land nor real estate
I toiled for baron rich and great
I got raped and whipped and beaten nearly dead
Nineteen-eighteen came, and then I joined Red side
Came the Civil War, they shot me at sunrise
But I'm thriving still
And reborn I just will - and I will - and I will...
I was then born again, this time I'm an engineer
I do coding, systems care -
Now and then I write a song at Am-I-Right
Perhaps I've found the deeper meaning of the life -
Love your neighbour like yourself and Golden Rule
- complete the Earthly School!
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