Have you all heard?
The source of a frown
From Canada
Or Antarctica

Have you done it?
Really done it?
You're messed up intent
With all your free time spent

(chorus)
You can't make the ocean spray
Jump in with you and we'll play
Clubbing a seal

Bloody red
It's really swell
They can't stop us
Our entertainment

Yes it's funny
We'll make it all limp
Sometimes it's crimson red
Stained on it's lifeless head

(chorus)
What a time we have today
In the end we won't go away
Clubbing a seal
It can make the ocean spray
Jump in with us and we'll play
Clubbing a seal

Midlife crisis
It's a lie
There's no heat
Need logs

We just took a chance
And made a crazy stance
You'll abhor and make a bark
Seal will die and soon it's dark

There it goes
Out of the cage
Deader than Tom Cruise
Turn the page

Clubbing a seal