-> "Buy Your Love Off The Shelf"
Original Song Title:
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Buy Your Love Off The Shelf"
I got a little urge in my pocket, goin' badda-badda-bing
Wanna get you down and layin' prone, baby, makin' you sing
I reach down to touch that sweet magical thing
She said, "No hookie my nookie until I see a little bling"
No money my baby, and I ain't no jolly old elf
And I hate standing in lines...can't buy your love off the shelf
Baby, baby, maybe when you gonna treat me to lay?
You know I'll be your lovin' toy, make you squeal eighteen ways
Just let me hold you so sweetly, 'bout we have us a plow?
She said, "No loosie my goosie until I get some carat wow"
No money my baby, ain't had a job for quite a spell
And I'm not handing you lines, why do you put me through hell?
See, she wants jewelry real bad, and I think; why not just give in
Then she just starts talkin' of diamond studs, says she wants a ruby pin
I said honey they're all pretty, but those things just cause strife
She said, "No rubies no boobies, and some diamonds would be nice"
No money my baby, don't pull my love from off the shelf
She said, "Go stand in that line, or you can go f*** yourself!"
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