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Song Parodies -> "Buy Your Love Off The Shelf"

Original Song Title:

"Keep Your Hands To Yourself"

Original Performer:

The Georgia Satellites

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Your Love Off The Shelf"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Guys, you better come through with that bling for your lady this Christmas, or it could be a long cold winter.....

I got a little urge in my pocket, goin' badda-badda-bing
Wanna get you down and layin' prone, baby, makin' you sing
I reach down to touch that sweet magical thing
She said, "No hookie my nookie until I see a little bling"
No money my baby, and I ain't no jolly old elf
And I hate standing in lines...can't buy your love off the shelf

Baby, baby, maybe when you gonna treat me to lay?
You know I'll be your lovin' toy, make you squeal eighteen ways
Just let me hold you so sweetly, 'bout we have us a plow?
She said, "No loosie my goosie until I get some carat wow"
No money my baby, ain't had a job for quite a spell
And I'm not handing you lines, why do you put me through hell?

See, she wants jewelry real bad, and I think; why not just give in
Then she just starts talkin' of diamond studs, says she wants a ruby pin
I said honey they're all pretty, but those things just cause strife
She said, "No rubies no boobies, and some diamonds would be nice"
No money my baby, don't pull my love from off the shelf
She said, "Go stand in that line, or you can go f*** yourself!"


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Harry - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
ROTFLMAO! excellent, blackjack! and you just "nailed" it with with go blank thyself. A good choice for OS, too. Nice effort!
Mark Scotti - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
The PERFECT holiday song. LOL!!!!!
Jack Wilson - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Youre quickly becoming one of my fav parodists since I returned, 5s
Fiddlegirl - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
*That* ice will keep things nice and warm! :D
Old Man Ribber - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done, 21! ;D
blackjack21 - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks very much Harry, glad you enjoyed......Thanks Mark, tis the season......Thanks Jack, hope you stick around awhile........Thanks FG, you either get the ice or you get the ice treatment.....Thanks RIbber, LOL for the 21! ;-)

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