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Song Parodies -> "Star Trekkin' (v2 Looney Tunes)"

Original Song Title:

"Star Trekkin'"

Original Performer:

The Firm

Parody Song Title:

"Star Trekkin' (v2 Looney Tunes)"

Parody Written by:

ColoradoKid

The Lyrics

Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.

Lt. Lola Bunny, report.

Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Bugs.

Analysis, Marvin Martian:

Marvin Martian:
It's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.


Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Bugs.

Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.

Medical update, Doctor Duck.

Daffy Duck:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs,
it's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead!

Marvin Martian:
It's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Bugs.

Starship Captain, Bugs Bunny:

Bugs Bunny:

Eh... *munches carrot*

We come in peace, What's up, doc?, What's up, doc?, What's up doc?
We come in peace, What's up, doc? We really mean it, doc.

Daffy Duck:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs,
it's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead!

Marvin Martian:
It's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.


Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, scrape him off, Bugs!

Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.

*whistle sound*

Engine Room, Road Runner:

*Bugs switches on screen, sees Road Runner*

Road Runner *holds up sign, worried look*:
You can't change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics...

*flips over sign*

You can't change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Bugs!

*SFX During verse:* Beep Beep!

We come in peace, What's up, doc?, What's up, doc?, What's up doc?
We come in peace, What's up, doc? Road Runner, beam me up!

Daffy Duck:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs,
it's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead!

Marvin Martian:
It's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, STARBOARD BOW,
BUGS!


Onscreen, Road Runner, holding up sign, sweat pouring off his forehead:

We can't change the script, Bugs!
*SFX : Beep Beep! (sound of him flicking his tongue)*

Daffy Duck:
It's worse than that, it's physics, Bugs!

Bugs Bunny:
Bridge to engine room, pedal to the metal, doc!

Road Runner *holding sign, sweat still pouring from forehead*
If I give it any more.....

*flips over sign*

.... our goose is cooked, Captain!

*BOOM*

Characters: Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa!

Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.


Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.

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2Eagle - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
If Elmer Fudd were there who would he be?
Elmer Fudd - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
On Amiwight Witing Pawodies.
Phil Alexander - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Not really enough changed from the original - a great concept, but needs more looney-ness. Though if Elmer were there, it would have to be as Dr McFudd - "It's wife, Bugs..."
Colorado Kid - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I always imagined Elmer Fudd as a Romulan, pretending to be a Captain of a fleet. He'd look awesome with the ears and the eyebrows.
Phil Alexander - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL - though you mean a "Womulan", surely ;-)
Liam - November 25, 2020 - Report this comment
I was thinking maybe Porky Pig should have been Mr. Scott, but now that I consider his stuttering would be a problem, maybe Speedy Gonzales.
Liam - January 01, 2021 - Report this comment
On second thought, Elmer could be Scotty.
Liam - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
You can't change da waws of physics, waws of physics, waws of physics You can't change da waws of physics, waws of physics, Bugs We can't change da scwipt, Bugs! Huh-uh-uh-uh! If I give it any moah, she's gonna bwow, Cap'n!

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