The Lyrics
Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.
Lt. Lola Bunny, report.
Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Bugs.
Analysis, Marvin Martian:
Marvin Martian:
It's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Bugs.
Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.
Medical update, Doctor Duck.
Daffy Duck:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs,
it's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead!
Marvin Martian:
It's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Bugs.
Starship Captain, Bugs Bunny:
Bugs Bunny:
Eh... *munches carrot*
We come in peace, What's up, doc?, What's up, doc?, What's up doc?
We come in peace, What's up, doc? We really mean it, doc.
Daffy Duck:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs,
it's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead!
Marvin Martian:
It's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, scrape him off, Bugs!
Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.
*whistle sound*
Engine Room, Road Runner:
*Bugs switches on screen, sees Road Runner*
Road Runner *holds up sign, worried look*:
You can't change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics...
*flips over sign*
You can't change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Bugs!
*SFX During verse:* Beep Beep!
We come in peace, What's up, doc?, What's up, doc?, What's up doc?
We come in peace, What's up, doc? Road Runner, beam me up!
Daffy Duck:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs,
it's worse than that, he's dead, Bugs, dead, Bugs, dead!
Marvin Martian:
It's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Bugs, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
Lola Bunny:
Yosemite's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
Yosemite on the starboard bow, starboard bow, STARBOARD BOW,
BUGS!
Onscreen, Road Runner, holding up sign, sweat pouring off his forehead:
We can't change the script, Bugs!
*SFX : Beep Beep! (sound of him flicking his tongue)*
Daffy Duck:
It's worse than that, it's physics, Bugs!
Bugs Bunny:
Bridge to engine room, pedal to the metal, doc!
Road Runner *holding sign, sweat still pouring from forehead*
If I give it any more.....
*flips over sign*
.... our goose is cooked, Captain!
*BOOM*
Characters: Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa!
Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.
Star Trekkin' , bein' chased by thugs,
On the Starship Looney Tunes under Captain Bugs.
Star Trekkin', bein' chased by thugs,
Gotta go at warp speed or our grave is dug.