(Nerd laugh-- like Horseshack from Welcome Back Carter)
E! He! E! He! E! E! Geek oouuut!

Geekin’ out, geek out,
Geekin out, geek out
Geekin’ out
Geekin’ out, geek out,
Geekin out, geek out
Geekin’ out
Geekin’ out, geek out,
Geekin out, geek out
Geekin’ out
Geekin’ out, geek out
Geekin’ out, geek out
Hey, watch out!
Geekin’ out
Geekin’ out, Geek out
Here we go, here we go!

For three years straight I’m stuck at my workstation
I’m sick of this, I need a vacation
I want some old comics and maybe some new toys
So I go online and e-mail the boys
We get our costumes, clean our bank accounts out
Jump in my Gremlin, ready to geek out!

Are we ready to go?
I hope so, here we go
On one two one two one two Hit it Geek,
Here we go

We got to California, I said let’s head out for the ‘Con
We parked the car and saw the line was way too long,
There were heroes and nerds lined up down the hall
But we bought tickets online so we laughed at them all
So we cut out the line and started to shout
It was the Klingon posse ready to Geek Out!

(Miscellaneous Klingon conversation)

The lights went down and the previews began
They were selling movies for next year my man
There’ll be comics movies and some Miller near-porn
When around the corner came the real Micahel Dorn!
(THUDS…. PAUSE)
When we all woke up, we started to shout
This is the best day every! It’s time to Geek Out!!!

Geekin’ out, geek out,
Geekin out, geek out
Geekin’ out
Geekin’ out, geek out,
Geekin out, geek out
Geekin’ out
Geekin’ out, geek out,
Geekin out, geek out
Geekin’ out
Geekin’ out, geek out
Geekin’ out, geek out
Hey, watch out!
Geekin’ out
Geekin’ out, Geek out...