I make my livivng of the political news
Just gimme somethin', somethin I can use
Labour loves it when they loose
They love to get the votes

Ian- Duncan could've been in action
But he ended up here
He doesn't look good
He's definately not clear
He'll whisper in your ear
"Give us the votes"

(Chrous:)
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when thy're up

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're
Kick 'em all around

Well when Ann Widecome comes on at 5
She can tell before the election
With a gleam in her eye
She can sting and make people lie
"Give us the votes"

Well before they come on again
Have they told you about the NHS yet?
Don't believe in what they say
They'll only have you bit
If you know just what they said
"Give us the votes"

(Instrumental break:)

I'm gonna really find out
What's going on
'Coz I really wanna know just
How far it's gone
Conservatives leave us alone
Eat your dirty votes

(Chorus:)

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em with a stick
Kick 'em all around

(Reapeat chrous, but spoken:)

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
They've got dirty little manifests
In everybody's eyes
They love to cut ya down to size
They love they're dirty votes

They love to dis' other Parties
They love to dirt up some sin
Ann Widecome so fat
She can never be thin
'Coz we all know that Blair is king
Give him the votes

(Instumental break)

(Reapeat chorus spoken till end)

Kick 'em when they're up... (replacing " with a stick" with "when they're down", and , "all around" with "when they're down")