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Song Parodies -> "(I Think I'll Try) Every Oreo"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere I Go"

Original Performer:

The Call

Parody Song Title:

"(I Think I'll Try) Every Oreo"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

It's better if you read along with the original song - pretty please with birthday sprinkles on top
Pick - them - up
Those - new - flavors that they made
Glu-co Stuf -
Peeps - Grape - S'mores and Gatorade

I think I'll try
(Every Oreo)
Like Apple Pie
(Every Oreo)
Or Pumpkin Spice
(Every Oreo)
I need to try
(Every Or -e, Every Or-e-yooo)

They've - got - nerve
Think - those - flavors could entice me
Ooh, Crab - hors - d'oeuvre -
That - one - it goes with milk quite nicely

I think I'll try
(Every Oreo)
Like Creole Gumbo
(Every Oreo)
Or Lima Bean Oreos!
(Every Oreo)
I must have you!
(Every Or - e, never bore me, every Or - eee - yoooooohhahoho Ho-Ho)

Twist - in - half
Keep - that - plain side for yourself
Makes - me - laugh
The things - they'll - put up on that shelf

Because we'll try
(Every Oreo)
Ooh, Filet-o-fish!
(Every Oreo)
Me want coooo-kie!
(Every Oreo)
Gotta catch 'em all!
(Every Oreo)
Lord, I need Bacon Oreos in my life!
("One" means one....whole row)
(Every Oreo)
(Every Oreo)
(Every Or - e, got to score me, creme-filled glory, me so horny)
Every Or - e - yoooooo-yoooooooo
(nom nom nom..)
Also, if they'd used Double Stufs as communion wafers, that Catholic thing may have stuck with me, just sayin'

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   1
 4   1
 5   7

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Matthias - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Brilliant! I see so many strange flavors of Oreos that these need to be right around the corner! Glad I was able to join you guys!
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Oreos and Lay's Potato Chips seem to be competition for who can make the next weirdest flavor. I like how you also made your singer get crazily obsessive near the end, just like the OS.
Peter Andersson - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Oreos have never quite made it big over here (there are som local brands sailing strong in the same market), I've only ever seen regular and dubble filling as far as I can remember. Judging from you waving your magic wand over the original here I can only conclude that their full market attack actually kinda comes closer to Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.
Rob Arndt - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
For the record, Hydrox was first. But 555 anyway (I'm feeling generous today)!
Claude Prez - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks all - have to admit I'm surprised, Rob - does this mean we're all gonna play nice? That would be great; I'm in if you are - though it may be difficult not to assume the rampant anonymous negative comments and votes are mostly from you as long as they continue haha. But there are obviously others involved so who the hell knows? Anyway, funny you should comment on this as you actually crossed my mind writing this - thought it odd that AFAIK there's never been an Eggnog Oreo.
CML - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
I remember Sunshine Hydrox cookies, Rob. They were the poor man's Oreo: the cream cookie sandwich Mom bought when she needed to show she was disappointed in you; when she needed to express her temporary lack of affection for you; when she needed to send you the message, "You're not good enough an Oreo right now." ;-D
Claude Prez - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks CML - you just explained a LOT about my childhood
CML - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
^^^good enough FOR an Oreo ...

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