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Song Parodies -> "Again, The Last Sheep-shagging Song"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere I Go"

Original Performer:

The Call

Parody Song Title:

"Again, The Last Sheep-shagging Song"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

About once a year I write my last ever parody song about sheep-shagging, it has become sort of a tradition - here's my 2018 quitter opus, and I do solemnly swear I won't quit again for at least another ten months.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I get up
Seep some coffee that I've made
Then I'm out
Stalk the province to get laid

I think of ewe
Plodding through the snow
I'm into ewe
Everywhere, and so
I look for ewe
Every road I go
I've shagged ewe
Everywhere and every field I know

Green's the turf
Baaa-bae's power's to arouse me
I've got the verve
Rejoice when wool is all around me

I think of ewe
Playing my banjo
I dream of ewe
Every night, and so
I ask for ewe in my prayer
Piglets just won't do
I must have ewe
Every barn and every yard they give me wood, you know

When I'm down
Sheeps on pasture always call to me
Blue' my glands
I go steel, all my piston rise

I'm pumping ewe
In the evening glow
Hordes - I'm into ewe
It's nothing new
I'm after ewe
Out on scree will do
I've shagged ewe
Worse places for sure

Hordes - I love ewe as they thrust into
Open field of view
I game for ewe, out in fair
Everywhere I go
I shag ewe
God, I love them slow
I can catch ewe
Every fold and every pen and every ley and...
Have you tried it?
Should you try it bro?

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Ewe are completely messed up Peter! This depravity needs to stop. Makes me say EWWWWWWE. Seriously though I think it’s very funny!
Claude Prez - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Best pun song since Uranus! I love parodying bands that take themselves super seriously, and these guys are U2-level, so a line like "I must have ewe!" is that much funnier with the passionate vocals of the original. Great job and song choice!
CML - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
There's not a ram today that can keep me away from my goat (Tell Me More!!)
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
It's ewenanimous (until the eweno-bomber shows up), 555!
Baroness Maria Von Clapp - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
High in the wool was the boning goatherd, Laid-ee odo Laid-ee odo Lay he ewe
Rob Arndt - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Deeeeper, Deeeeper! 555!
Henny Youngman - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
So I asked the little boy if it bothered him to see his mother making it with a ram. And he said "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h"
Henny, again - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Now take Leon Trotsky .. please. Most people think he was murdered with an ice pick. But it's not true. That was a cover story. What really happened was that he had a massive heart attack while humping a sheep, making him history's first died-in-the-wool Communist
Jeff - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Couldn't resist, not Baaad! (Beat Jonathan to the pun as well).

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