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Song Parodies -> "Menopause Killed Her Streak At The Bar"
Original Song Title:
"Video Killed The Radio Star"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Buggles
Parody Song Title:
"Menopause Killed Her Streak At The Bar"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
A female version of a topper is a woman who's had a longer streak of not having to pay for drinks while going out. If you as a man ever accidentally find yourself draw into such a discussion, just turn around and leave, no good can ever come from offering your opinion on the subject, because some beatches can be unproportionally proud of such streaks. They all must come to an end one day though.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I saw her at the counter near a hunk with brew
Rubbing up close in hope of get a drink or two
When she was young I think that's all she need to do
She's now a victim of her own biology
Tight-fitting wonderbra can't hide she's fiftythree
And both her wrinkly hands are clues that all can see
The bar is closing
She's still there posing
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
No one longs her cookie jar
And while she's spinning like a rusty dynamo
She's having flashbacks and some hot flash afterglow
Were it December she'd bring a mistletoe
And now the barman
Calls out for last ones
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed a streak that's unshard
Closing time, now in this bar
She bids her streak au revoir
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak, now it's marred
Closing time, and in this bar
She played her whole repertoire
Walks out, sees the morning star
Grabs for a walker's handlebars
This bar - her menopause scar
So far - one menopause scar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Rubbing up close in hope of get a drink or two
When she was young I think that's all she need to do
She's now a victim of her own biology
Tight-fitting wonderbra can't hide she's fiftythree
And both her wrinkly hands are clues that all can see
The bar is closing
She's still there posing
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
No one longs her cookie jar
And while she's spinning like a rusty dynamo
She's having flashbacks and some hot flash afterglow
Were it December she'd bring a mistletoe
And now the barman
Calls out for last ones
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed a streak that's unshard
Closing time, now in this bar
She bids her streak au revoir
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak, now it's marred
Closing time, and in this bar
She played her whole repertoire
Walks out, sees the morning star
Grabs for a walker's handlebars
This bar - her menopause scar
So far - one menopause scar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
Menopause killed her streak at the bar
© Peter Andersson.
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Aged with dignity and grace until this wacky 80s one hit wonder (which I can’t help but love... Just like sexy cougars)
Hmm, Peter...I can't help but feel a slight misogynistic accent here?
The woman in the parody is fiftythree. I'm fiftythree. Come to think about it maybe it's some kind of projection going on stemming from my own current streak (of not having offered drinks accepted by younger women any more). :-(
Well this 59 year old is still confident that she would get free drinks (were she to go to a bar, which she doesn't), but that aside, I think this is a great parody. Great title idea and funny lines,especially the hot-flash afterglow... :D
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