Song Parodies -> "(You Better) Fight 'Gainst The Spite (Of Arya)"

Original Song Title:

"(You Gotta) Fight For The Right (To Party)"

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"(You Better) Fight 'Gainst The Spite (Of Arya)"

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The Lyrics

Game of Thrones is gearing up for its Final Episode, so here's a little tribute to the monkeyshines of the feistiest Starkling of all, Arya

You're talking shit to Hound, man, it didn't go well
You got him all cheesed, and he unleashed hell
She pierced your larynx; you provoked her wrath
And she's asking about your leg, like she's a psychopath

You better fight; 'gainst the spite .. Of ARYA

She caught Meryn whoring and she wants to slay
That pedophile beats two chicks a day
Man, you did some things that she can't forgive
Now, she's gouging out your eyes with her homemade shiv (Psycho!)

You better fight 'gainst the spite .. of ARYA

Dont even go to bed until you've had a bit of pie
She's gonna serve you some, and there's a REAL SURPRISE!
Your jaw crunched something you said "WHAT's THAT NOISE!"
Oh Walder, if you're curious, it's your OLDEST BOYS!

You gotta fright; from the spite .. of ARYA
You best take fright; from the spite .. of ARYA

A-A-A-A-A-A-RYA!
A-A-A-A-A-A-RYA!

Walder Frey: I tried to finish my pie, but it was all thumbs today ... wa wa wa WAAAH!

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Agrimorfee - April 12, 2019 - Report this comment

Probably my favorite of the charactes .As she might say, "Anyone can be parodied." :)

Callmelennie - April 12, 2019 - Report this comment

As you may know, Ag, my last name is Stark. And generally speaking, I try not to make light of the all-too-common tragedy of unwitting patriarchal cannibalism .... but in Walder Frey's case, I think I'll make an exception

Michael Pacholek - April 13, 2019 - Report this comment

Valar Quintulis. All men must five.

Peter Andersson - April 13, 2019 - Report this comment

When all the other main characters are dead she'll marry Tyrion but then accidentally sits on him on the throne and becomes the last woman standing, I mean sitting - you heard it here first!

CML - April 13, 2019 - Report this comment

A parodist appreciates your sentiment, MC

Phil Alexander - April 14, 2019 - Report this comment

Callmelannister always pays his debts?

Super stuff :D

CML - April 15, 2019 - Report this comment

^^^^You're calling somebody with the last name of Stark a Lannister!!? What are you, Phil, some kind of comedian?

Dispassionate Neutral Observer - April 15, 2019 - Report this comment

So that newcomers to the site can be made be made fully aware of the dimensions of CML's comic abilities, at least on the subject of the rat-bastardly Walder Frey, please be advised that Phil Alexander actually does stand up comedy

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