Boys - all I really want is boys
And in the morning it's boys
Cause in the evening it's boys
I like the way that they walk
And they really shouldn't talk
And I can always make them smile
With my boobs its no denial

Back in the day
There was this boy around the way
He came over on Monday
He said she would not get her way
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
My pants were tight and that's OK
If he would dance - I would DJ
We took a walk down to the bay

And then he said,
"Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
He asked me out - I said, "No way!"
I told him that I was gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard he moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen him just the other day
Jackin' his D. to my dismay

Boys - to do the dishes
boys - to clean up my room
boys - to give me money
boys - and buy me perfume
boys - that's all I really want is boys
Two at a time - I want boys
With a big O' package - I want boys
I ought to whip out my - boys, boys, boys, boys, boys!