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Song Parodies -> "Chocobo"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Chocobo"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Chocobos are in every final fantasy game, and a good way to get around
There speedy and yellow, oh I want to take ya
For sake of Bahamut, come on pretty mama
Maybe a River or Mountain, baby why don't we go and take one

Get out my Gysahl Greens, then you find a Chocobo
That's what you want to do to get away from random battles
On the world map, your party can travel faster now
We'll be riding along to the rhythm of the Chocobo song
Ridin’ my Chocobo

There speedy and yellow, oh I want to take you to
For sake of Bahamut, come on pretty mama
Maybe a River or Mountain, baby why don't we go
oh where gonna get there with a
Chocobo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we want to go, Ridin’ my Chocobo

Knights of the Round, I do not mess around

On some farms we breed, and we'll perfect our chemistry
and if you have the right one, you can defy a bit of gravity
Afternoon delight, we avoid the random fights
their feather used in a fight, gives me a topical contact high
Ridin’ my Chocobo

There speedy and yellow, oh I want to take you to
For sake of Bahamut, come on pretty mama
Maybe a River or Mountain, baby why don't we go
oh where gonna get there with a
Chocobo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we want to go, Ridin’ my Chocobo

Hot and Cold, then Ozma level one

Everybody knows how to catch a chocobo
Now if you want to go and get away from it all
Get on a Chocobo

There speedy and yellow, oh I want to take you to
For sake of Bahamut, come on pretty mama
Maybe a River or Mountain, baby why don't we go
oh where gonna get there with a
Chocobo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we want to go, Ridin’ my Chocobo

There speedy and yellow, oh I want to take you to
For sake of Bahamut, come on pretty mama
Maybe a River or Mountain, baby why don't we go

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Agrimorfee - October 15, 2019 - Report this comment
Better than your Go Your Own Way parody from today, but my only problem is that you could have done a lot more than repeating the same decent chorus.
Joseph Little - October 16, 2019 - Report this comment
I've been wanting to write this one for awhile; another one of my Final Fantasy parodies. The OS has the same repeating chorus, so I just covered it the same way
Agrimorfee - October 16, 2019 - Report this comment
Just think how Weird Al usually writes his parodies and changes the chorus. Amish Paradise is a good example. It's harder work, but its a lot more fun to read/hear for the listener/reader.
Joseph Little - October 16, 2019 - Report this comment
Definitely! I've even had a few ff fans on a facebook group enjoy this one. something to try out in my future work

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