Song Parodies -> Kosovo

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

  
Parody Song Title:

"Kosovo"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go to)
Serbia, on the Aegean Sea

There's a place called Kosovo,
that's where you don't want to go
to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
People kicking you off your land
we'll be falling to the ground from a gun of a Serbian man
way down in Kosovo


Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
Down to Kosovo

If we get there fast, then we will die real slow
That's where you don't want to go
Way down to Kosovo
(Seriavjo, where I don't want to go)

We'll try not to be seen
try to escape the Serbians reach
If we don't get by they will kill the men in our family

After we lose the fight
We will all sleep longer than the night
we will all die
none of us will survive
way down in Kosovo

Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo

If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo
(Herzegovina, I don't want to be there)


[Musical interlude]


Nobody wants to know this little place called Kosovo
But all the Serbians want to go and get rid of it all
yes that little Kosovo



Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo

If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo


Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don't want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don't make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don't want to go)
down to Kosovo

If we get there fast we will die real slow
That's where we don't want to go
way down in Kosovo

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Voting Results
Pacing: 3.1
 
How Funny: 3.2
 
Overall Rating: 3.3
 

Total Votes: 95
Voting Breakdown

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 Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   33
 
 33
 
 32
 
 
 2   3
 
 4
 
 4
 
 
 3   14
 
 5
 
 3
 
 
 4   15
 
 14
 
 19
 
 
 5   30
 
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 37
 
 
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Mr. X - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I voted 4-3-4 because the pacing was a wee bit off and it wasn't too funny. What's with all these Ones, though?? >rolleyes<
Dominic L. - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
555, just cuz you don't deserve so many 1's
Nora B - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Luv it - it is great . Faleminderit.
veton - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
HOW DARE YOU I AM FROM THERE WE DO NOT KILL POEPLE THAT IS THE SAVE PLACE TO GO AND WE THINK ENGLAND IS THE BEST LIKE US U DERK
Serb - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
We'll kill you all, invaders.. Long live Serbian orthodoxy, long live great and free SERBIA!
Milica - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Well i laughed so much, i love black humor BUT in reality Albanians kill much more Serbs, so lyrics shoud be changed. Ah..now i saw that song was maden in 1999 ahaha
zoraida - August 12, 2007 - Report this comment
u gotta b kidding me. this aint funny because u got the facts all wrong, i mite not b from there but they dont kill for fun, its is jus plain stupid n imature.
Luli - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
ncncn, Sutch an ignorant thing..such an IGNORANT, idioteskt thing to say. Read explore u idiot, KOsova is one of the oldest countries u dont even know sh** about that place so just plug ur but with ur middle finger and whistle, thats what Kosovars like to do to ppl. like u, then u starting learning sh**...Thank god there\\\\\\'s not many like u. Redem urself...
jelena - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Stupid americans!!! They dont even know where is Europe. and not Kosovo!! yeh, right, its all our fault..we, serbians r always the bad ones, who killed that many bosnians. Well, f*** YOU and your STUPID people!
tesla - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
yeah... you're hillarious. would you care to write one about how NATO bombed serbia without any real reason? or how about the massive genocide committed AGAINST the serbs? and really, if you're going to take the time make fun of warfare, you might as well do it with good timing and original diction. i know kosovars with more english linguistic talent than you. take my serbian thesaurus and shove it up your ignorant comedic rectal passage.

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