Song Parodies -> Easter's Doomed
| Original Song Title: | "In Your Room" |
| Original Performer: | The Bangles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Easter's Doomed" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
(Thanks to Below Average Dave for the parody idea... I was completely lost on this one)
On Easter morning you will find
Some small painted bombs (Set for exploding)
Has Peter Rabbit lost his mind?
Since Santa Claus has done the same damn thing
Easter’s Doomed
A mound of Peeps suffocate you
Won’t get back your life like Jesus, dude
Man, You’re screwed!
Prepare to die on Easter Day
All your Jelly Beans have a strange purple glow
Is this was happens when you live for eggs?
If that’s the case you’d better watch that crow
Easter’s Doomed
We must make some rabbit stew
Elmer Fudd has joined our crew
(Shotgun boomed)
Friday’s good?
For our Doom!
Let’s hunt the bunny down
The neighborhood’s… Getting pissed
We found angry bees in our baskets
(Guitar Solo)
The Easter Eggs that he each hides
Each trigger a trap from that Saw movie
Pulls out a carrot and takes a bite
He thinks that crime is so darn groovy
Easter’s Doomed
What caused all of this abuse?
The date switching made him confused
Brain went boom!
Went “Kaboom!”
Angry mob
Torches fume
You’ll hear us cuss and shout
We’ll make his job
Not exist
We covered him in chocolate to make him dismissed
Easter Blooms!
Easter Blooms!
(Saved From Doom!)
(Saved From Doom!)
Some small painted bombs (Set for exploding)
Has Peter Rabbit lost his mind?
Since Santa Claus has done the same damn thing
Easter’s Doomed
A mound of Peeps suffocate you
Won’t get back your life like Jesus, dude
Man, You’re screwed!
Prepare to die on Easter Day
All your Jelly Beans have a strange purple glow
Is this was happens when you live for eggs?
If that’s the case you’d better watch that crow
Easter’s Doomed
We must make some rabbit stew
Elmer Fudd has joined our crew
(Shotgun boomed)
Friday’s good?
For our Doom!
Let’s hunt the bunny down
The neighborhood’s… Getting pissed
We found angry bees in our baskets
(Guitar Solo)
The Easter Eggs that he each hides
Each trigger a trap from that Saw movie
Pulls out a carrot and takes a bite
He thinks that crime is so darn groovy
Easter’s Doomed
What caused all of this abuse?
The date switching made him confused
Brain went boom!
Went “Kaboom!”
Angry mob
Torches fume
You’ll hear us cuss and shout
We’ll make his job
Not exist
We covered him in chocolate to make him dismissed
Easter Blooms!
Easter Blooms!
(Saved From Doom!)
(Saved From Doom!)
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It's Easter and they're knee deep in snow in Embarrass, Minnesota. (Why do you think it is called Embarrass?)
555 Matthias for this Looney Tune! Like the line "living for eggs" !
(Artistry) It's like the apocalypse...or a South Park "Easter Time In Hell" tune...one of your weirder ones, dude.
(Artistry) You've gone surreal, dude. Really enjoyed the imagery of Elmer Fudd & the Easter Rabbit.
(Artistry) My guess says that an off Easter egg messed up your mind and spawned this super-surreal parody. Not that it's bad or anything. 'Tis awesome, actually.
(art) hmm, hard to get an easy handle on this one, Matthias, even after a re-read - I know on trust your mind was doing something bizarre, but I just don't have the key
(Artistry) Ummm....huh? Sorry, mate, but I couldn't pick up the flow of this. I can see what you were trying to do, but I kind of got lost here. Surreal for sure, but IMHO not one of your best
Howd I miss this? This is awesome 5s
(Artistry) The idea was flawless (If I do say so myself). . .you pulled a slight case of "Subliminal Danger" in going into a couple of things that one would have to be familiar with your other work to get (The Santa Gag). . .I love the idea Matty--and your pacing here and rhyme scheme (grammatically as well) were good, but I see a slight consistency issue here.
Dave... The Santa gag was based on "The Night Santa Went Crazy"... I only had a cat, and a teddy bear going crazy in my previous work.
Now see, I didn't draw that connection. . .I was basing it on yours, for the record: Outside of AmIRight (since you are getting into recording) Weird Al Yankovic's non-radio stuff is not terribly well known, so someone who randomly listens to your parody, won't get that either.
I, as well, missed some of the references, but I'm glad Easter was saved in the end. I love those Peeps.
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