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Song Parodies -> "Internal Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Eternal Flame"

Original Performer:

The Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"Internal Pain"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Squinch my eyes, hand on my gut, reeling
Maybe it's my spleen twisting? Can't you understand?
Something is inflamed, hope it isn't bleeding
It is burning, this internal pain!

I believe it was the meal, darling
We ate last night, the Peking Duck you shared with me
Do you feel the same? Oh you don't? You're kidding!
My guts are churning, such internal pain!

Feeling lame, just get through the strain
The meat seemed so gamey, throw leftovers down the drain
Geez, the room is spinning

What a shame, call the city and complain
And just you believe me, we won't be eating there again
Hope no food poisoning

Maybe fries at that burger stand
Yeah, that was some good eating--I don't understand
It's a guessing game, what gave me this feeling
Stomach is burning, with internal pain!

It goes on, now I can stand
I can feel a fart coming, relief will be grand
Man I'm so ashamed, I was only needing
Some inner cleansing, that gas bubble came!

Life goes, now I feel grand
After some pooting, no it was'nt my gland
Man I'm so ashamed, that's all I was needing
No more internal pain!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. There are 3 or 4 other "Internal Pain"s on this website as of this writing, but titles are not copyrightable, so go take a Tums.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Agrimorfee - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
1st line, final stanza should have started as "Life goes on..." :(
Matthias - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Gross.... But actually quite funny, this didn't go into details about poop, but used poop as the punchline. You were all scared that you're going to die from food posioning, when all this time you just had to poop. LOL
Michael Pacholek - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Internal Pain? That's what I feel every time I hear "Eternal Flame." Take 5 of these and call me in the morning. The Security Code for this comment was EM3... too bad, it should've been EMT!
Agrimorfee - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Actual poop was not intended--just a bad gas attack-- but you can interpret it that way if you wish. :)
2Eagle - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Without food to give us gas what would life be? Try the frijoles.
John Barry - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny tummy tune.
Stephen Harrington - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
At least you didn't have to buy Gas X for it, 555.
Matthias - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Oooooohhhh... I get it now! I guess my mind was just really, really gross that day. I thought you crapped your pants. Farting I can take, crapping your pants... Not so much, pretty good parody, and nice to see the Aggy touch on an old tired title.
Rex - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Somebody light a match. 555 gaseous billows.
bobpiecheese - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ahh, that's just classic. All the 'AAAH! I'M GONNA DIE' bits leading into the fart joke was just excellent.
stuart mcarthur - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(art) Internal Pain is a great title sub Ag - I actually like this OS, but I can appreciate a nice skewering (now THAT could be painful) - 555
Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So what if the title's been overdone? This was tremendous fun, Ag...."Do you feel the same? Oh you don't? You're kidding!" was a great get and the rest was top notch. Bravo! 555+
Below Average Dave - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I think the title sub was the best part of this one, the parody was funny Agri, and I can't pick any part of it in particular, so no major criticisms to be had here. It was good, and original. . .It made me feel a bit sick to my stomach though to be honest. . .which is unusual because I'm not a queasy kinda guy and this really wasn't that gross.
Invisible Boy - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice title switch. I found myself worrying about "darling" (line 5)...was she there when the poot appeared ? Was there a"dutch oven" involved ? I hope not.

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