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Song Parodies -> "Internal Pain"
Original Song Title:
"Eternal Flame"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bangles
Parody Song Title:
"Internal Pain"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Squinch my eyes, hand on my gut, reeling
Maybe it's my spleen twisting? Can't you understand?
Something is inflamed, hope it isn't bleeding
It is burning, this internal pain!
I believe it was the meal, darling
We ate last night, the Peking Duck you shared with me
Do you feel the same? Oh you don't? You're kidding!
My guts are churning, such internal pain!
Feeling lame, just get through the strain
The meat seemed so gamey, throw leftovers down the drain
Geez, the room is spinning
AUGGGGGHHHH!!
What a shame, call the city and complain
And just you believe me, we won't be eating there again
Hope no food poisoning
UGHHHHHHHH!!!
Maybe fries at that burger stand
Yeah, that was some good eating--I don't understand
It's a guessing game, what gave me this feeling
Stomach is burning, with internal pain!
It goes on, now I can stand
I can feel a fart coming, relief will be grand
Man I'm so ashamed, I was only needing
Some inner cleansing, that gas bubble came!
Life goes, now I feel grand
After some pooting, no it was'nt my gland
Man I'm so ashamed, that's all I was needing
No more internal pain!
Maybe it's my spleen twisting? Can't you understand?
Something is inflamed, hope it isn't bleeding
It is burning, this internal pain!
I believe it was the meal, darling
We ate last night, the Peking Duck you shared with me
Do you feel the same? Oh you don't? You're kidding!
My guts are churning, such internal pain!
Feeling lame, just get through the strain
The meat seemed so gamey, throw leftovers down the drain
Geez, the room is spinning
AUGGGGGHHHH!!
What a shame, call the city and complain
And just you believe me, we won't be eating there again
Hope no food poisoning
UGHHHHHHHH!!!
Maybe fries at that burger stand
Yeah, that was some good eating--I don't understand
It's a guessing game, what gave me this feeling
Stomach is burning, with internal pain!
It goes on, now I can stand
I can feel a fart coming, relief will be grand
Man I'm so ashamed, I was only needing
Some inner cleansing, that gas bubble came!
Life goes, now I feel grand
After some pooting, no it was'nt my gland
Man I'm so ashamed, that's all I was needing
No more internal pain!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. There are 3 or 4 other "Internal Pain"s on this website as of this writing, but titles are not copyrightable, so go take a Tums.
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1st line, final stanza should have started as "Life goes on..." :(
Gross.... But actually quite funny, this didn't go into details about poop, but used poop as the punchline. You were all scared that you're going to die from food posioning, when all this time you just had to poop. LOL
Internal Pain? That's what I feel every time I hear "Eternal Flame." Take 5 of these and call me in the morning. The Security Code for this comment was EM3... too bad, it should've been EMT!
Actual poop was not intended--just a bad gas attack-- but you can interpret it that way if you wish. :)
Without food to give us gas what would life be? Try the frijoles.
Funny tummy tune.
At least you didn't have to buy Gas X for it, 555.
Oooooohhhh... I get it now! I guess my mind was just really, really gross that day. I thought you crapped your pants. Farting I can take, crapping your pants... Not so much, pretty good parody, and nice to see the Aggy touch on an old tired title.
(Artistry) Somebody light a match. 555 gaseous billows.
(Artistry) Ahh, that's just classic. All the 'AAAH! I'M GONNA DIE' bits leading into the fart joke was just excellent.
(art) Internal Pain is a great title sub Ag - I actually like this OS, but I can appreciate a nice skewering (now THAT could be painful) - 555
(Artistry) So what if the title's been overdone? This was tremendous fun, Ag...."Do you feel the same? Oh you don't? You're kidding!" was a great get and the rest was top notch. Bravo! 555+
(Artistry) I think the title sub was the best part of this one, the parody was funny Agri, and I can't pick any part of it in particular, so no major criticisms to be had here. It was good, and original. . .It made me feel a bit sick to my stomach though to be honest. . .which is unusual because I'm not a queasy kinda guy and this really wasn't that gross.
Nice title switch. I found myself worrying about "darling" (line 5)...was she there when the poot appeared ? Was there a"dutch oven" involved ? I hope not.
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