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Song Parodies -> "Black Friday"

Original Song Title:

"Manic Monday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"Black Friday"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

The tale of someone who was late on the biggest day of the retail year. In honor of many Americans who shop til they drop on today... Black Friday.
Three in the morning and I am already late
To make my way to Wal-Mart for a destiny with fate
Can't believe this day has come upon me at last
Now I'll wish this day was stuck behind me in the past

Chorus: It's just another bad Black Friday
I wish it were Monday
Cause that's my off day
The I don't have to work day
It's just another bad Black Friday

Went and called my carpool but they already came
Now I got no one else but my sorry a$$ to blame
The only thing that I can do is hope and pray
That they won't need me until six o'clock anyway

Chorus

All of the times The alarm clock don't chime
I don't get up oh well My boss'll just give me hell
Cash goes down

He tells me near a wire, "I'm sorry you're fired!"
Oh well, I don't need to work here anyway

Last chorus
Written 11/23/07 by Andrew D. Lacroix.

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