If you're in New Zealand, there's a sign on the road that says
15 kilometres to the Sheep Shack!
(Sheep Shack!)
Heading to a sheep farm
(Sheep farm)
I got me a farm, it's as big as a country and we're going
To the Sheep Shack
I'm a loudmouthed Kiwi, a big kahuna
All I wanna do is to shag a few doonas

The Sheep Shack is a little old place where kiwis can get some action
Sheep Shack, kiwi, Sheep Shack ki-wi
Sheep, kiwi, that's where it's at, ooo, sheep, kiwi, that's where it's at

Sign says...Woo!... "Trespassers will be shot, cause sheep rule at the Sheep Shack"
Well, it's set in the middle of a sheep farm paddock
It's a funky old shack and I cannot get back

Glitter in the market
Glitter in the paddock
Glitter in the sheep farm
Glitter in the outhouse

The Sheep Shack is a little old place where kiwis can get some action
Sheep Shack! kiwi, Sheep Shack, that's where it's at
Baaing and a chewing, ramming and a farting and I'm wearing next to nothing
'Cause I wanna shag a doona
The Sheep Shack shimmies! The Sheep Shack is shimming whem everybody
Shagging around and around and around
Everybody's baaing, everybody's mooing, kiwi
Kiwi's lining up out back just to get laid
Everybody's baaing, everybody's mooing, Kiwi
Cut me a little slack! Cut me a little slack!

I got me a sheep farm, it's as big as a country, lots of sheep
I'm a loudmouthed Kiwi, a big kahuna
All I wanna do is to shag a few doonas

Knock, knock, knock on the gate, kiwi! Knock a little louder, kiwi
Knock, knock, knock on the gate
Knock, knock! On the gate, kiwi!
Knock, knock! On the gate
Knock, knock! On the gate, kiwi!
Knock, knock! On the gate
Say what...barber wire rusted
Sheep Shack, kiwi, Shack Shack!
Sheep Shack, kiwi, Shack Shack!
Sheep Shack, kiwi, Shack Shack!
Baaing and a chewing, ramming and a farting at the Sheep Shack