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Song Parodies -> "Trump Lobster."

Original Song Title:

"Rock Lobster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B52's

Parody Song Title:

"Trump Lobster."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

Based on a picture of mine, contains some aspects of the original song but has been given a political twist.
We were at a party.
A pussy cat fell in the deep.
Someone reached in and grabbed it.
It was the Trump lobster.
Trump Lobster!

We were at the beach.
Everybody had matching towels.
Somebody went under a dock.
And there they saw an orange rock.
It wasn't a rock...it was the Trump lobster.
Trump Lobster!
Trump Lobster!

Politician of the ocean.
All hell breaks loose.
Now they're in a jam.
Like they're in a giant clam.
Trump, Trump.
Trump Lobster.

Down, down.
Lobster Trump.
Lobster Trump.

Let's rock!
Panic in the white house.
Panic in the country.
Everything's going mad.
Everybody's worried.

Twistin around his words.
It's not fun.
Panicking like crazy.
Going off like someone fired a gun.

Put on your defenses.
Put on your best plans.
Get him away from the tanning butter.

Here comes the Sting-Rex-Ray.
Followed by the Vladi-ray.
In walked a Bannon-Fish.
There goes by the Trumpfish.
Complaining to the Twitterfish.
In flew in the Melania.
Watch out for the Piranapublicans.
There goes the Nar-Wall.
Here comes the Conway Whale.

Trump Lobster.
Trump Lobster.
Trump Lobster.
Trump Lobster.

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Cosmic Thing - November 22, 2021 - Report this comment
How about capturing that lobster and feasting on him? He ain't good for anything else. Before you do, you need to SPANK his traitor ass cuz ya know he like it! He's a modern Cakigula, a worthless pornographic piece of crud.

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