If you see a smoky sign by the side of the road that says fifteen miles to
the... Hempshak!
Hempshak, yeah.
I'm heading down the Madonna highway, looking for the love getaway
Gonna go and smoke today, smoke today.
I got me a car, it's as tie-dyed a microbus, we're heading on down to the
Hempshak
I got me a bong here, it hits about twenty
So hurry up and bring your hot box money.

The Hempshak is a little old place where we can toke forever
Hempshak baby, Hempshak bay-bee.
Smoke baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo smoke baby, that's where it's at.

Sign says Woo... stay away fools, 'cause we hate rules at the Hempshak
Well it's set back in a marijuana field.
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Tripping on the mattress.
Tripping on the highway
Tripping on the front porch.
Tripping on the hallway.

The Hempshak is a little old place where we can smoke forever
Hempshak, baby!
Hempshak, that's where it's at!

Smoking and a toking, huffing and a puffing, wearing next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven. the whole shack munchies!
The whole shack crunchies when everybody's starting sitting down sitting down
sitting down!
Everybody's whigging, everybody's laughing, baby!
Folks lining up outside just to smoke out
Everybody's moving, everybody's grooving, baby.

Funky little shack! Funky little shack!
Hop in my transport; grab my sack and scale, so I make a big sale!
I got me a pipe; it hits about fifty, so hurry up and bring your hot box
money.
Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby!
Talk a little louder, baby!
Hit the bong on the floor, Mary!
I can't hear you
It's a what?
Big Moose, tripping!

Hempshak, baby, Hempshak!
Smoke baby that's where it's at.
Smoking and a toking, huffing and a puffing at the Hempshak.

The Hempshak is a little old place where we can toke forever
Hempshak baby, Hempshak bay-bee.
Smoke baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo smoke baby, that's where it's at.

The Hempshak is a little old place where we can toke forever
Hempshak baby, Hempshak bay-bee.
Smoke baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo smoke baby, that's where it's at.

.....Man, this is some great shit!