-> "All Five Children At My Chocolate Factory"
Original Song Title:
"One Good Reason"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"All Five Children At My Chocolate Factory"
The Lyrics
I see all five children at my chocolate factory
I see all five children in front of me
Wantin' some candy
My factory looks really sweet
Any candy that you can eat
Once you lick a lollipop
The fun never stops
The kids have their parents with them at my factory
The kids and their parents all came to me
From a few countries
My factory has some fruit chews
And other sweets that you can choose
There's rare types of soda pop
The fun never stops....never stops
Licorice flowers have cupcakes
Next to the beautiful chocolate lake
Chocolate trees have gummy bears
And several gardens have chocolate éclairs
I know five children at my chocolate factory
They’re Augustus, Veruca, Mike T.,
Violet, and Charlie
My taffy beehives have gummy bees
The flavor of beehives is honey
This is more than a candy shop
The fun never stops….never stops
(While the middle music plays, Mike Teevee stomps on a candy melon and his dad is not pleased.)
***Mike***:
Die, scumbag, die!
***Mike’s Dad***:
Son, what are you doing?
***Mike***:
Don’t you get it? Wonka sang several times “the fun never stops.”
(Then, Wonka continues singing)
We’ll be sailin’ on my choco lake
To see more sweets Oompa Loompas make
And some cows that make chocolate creams
There are more than one thousand flavors of ice cream
I see all five children at my chocolate factory
I see all five children in front of me
Wantin' some candy
I’m the world’s most famous candy man
With white gloves on both of my hands
Once you eat a gummy drop
The fun never stops
(The confection)
The confection
(Satisfaction)
Satisfaction…..
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