I've never been the kinda' kid
Who'd steal a lotta' stuff
My mama taught me better in her day
But when my taste buds were teased, I did
And just couldn't get enough..
I grabbed that big ol' bag and ran away,..
(So, now..)

I'm smellin' like those jujubes
Cuz' I ate all a' them..I please,
The ones I stole from Aunt Louise,
She had 'em...in her purse..
I'm smellin' like those jujubes
I think I ate too much..a' these,
It's got me writin' parodies..
And smellin like those jujubes..

Ate all the grape and orange, first,
The ones I like the best
Then gobbled down some cherry and some lime..
After that I tried the lemon ones
A quite successful test,
But I'll eat any flavor, anytime..

I'm smellin' like those jujubes
Cuz' I ate all a' them..I please,
The ones I stole from Aunt Louise,
She had 'em...in her purse..
I'm smellin' like those jujubes
I think I ate too much..a' these,
It's got me writin' parodies..
And smellin like those jujubes..

While smellin' like those jujubes,
I walked too close to Aunt Louise
She said, "You smell like jujubes..
You stole 'em...from my purse!"
Then she laid me across her knees
And paddled on my bvd's
I cried, but got no sympathies
Ain't stealin' no more jujubes..