Canseco had hid it,
Mark McGuire had fibbed it,
While Wenzlaff denied it all with a smile.
The hitting, it would soar,
But the records are scorned,
As our favorite baseball players went on trial

We're talkin' steroids,
McGuire, Alexander.
Talkin' steroids!
Segui and David Justice,
The Rocker, Lo Duca, and Mo Vaughn,
They all screwed up, the list goes on,
Especially Clemens, McGuire, and you, Bonds!

Well, no one was grinning,
As indicts were beginning,
One liar going out, one coming in.
Stanton and Denny Neagle,
Matt Franco and that Mike Bell,
Were all going to explain themselves in court again

We're talkin' steroids,
Hundley, Caminiti.
Talkin' steroids!
Grimsley and Santangelo,
Chuck Knoblock, Kevin Brown and Greg Zahun,
They all screwed up the list goes on,
Especially Clemens, McGuire, and you, Bonds!

Now Home Run king, Barry Bonds,
Well he swore he was the Cleancut Kid
But charts show your lies grew,
And it's not a big fluke
And me, I loved drug free days
It's all a big haze!

Well, now that's the latest,
And Bonds not the greatest,
And Mo Vaughn can't play for everyone.
They're all on the meds,
And they're lying in their own beds,
And the NOT great Barry Bonds is indicted again to end his fun.

I'm talkin' steroids,
Like Dykstra, Glenallen Hill.
Talkin' steroids!
Sheffield and Santiago,
Pettitte, Finley, Boone and Palmeiro,
And Cooperstown's not calling, you're not on.
They'll be without Clemens, McGuire, and you, Bonds!

Clemens, McGuire, and you, Bonds. (say what, say what, say what)
It was Clemens, McGuire, and you, Bonds. (say what, say what, say what)
I'm talkin' Clemens, McGuire, and you, Bonds. (say what, say what, say what)
Clemens, McGuire, and you, Bonds. (say what, say what, say what)
Say Clemens, McGuire, and you, Bonds. (say what, say what, say what)