Song Parodies -> "Everybody Wants A Monstergirl"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Wants To Rule The World"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Tears for Fears

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Wants A Monstergirl"

Parody Written by:

Little Shadow Birdie

The Lyrics

This one goes out to all the folks who prefer their anime girls a little bit... beastly.

Fed up with your life?
Do you feel alone?
Even while you sleep,
Do you want a fluffy tail to touch and cuddle
Or a snake to give you snuggles?
Everybody wants a monstergirl

Vampires, ghosts and slimes
They need loving too
Help them to be kind
Hold their hand and free them from the darkness looming
Takes a beast to tame a human
Everybody wants a monstergirl

People say I'm a little crazy
On the lookout for girls that don't exist
If they do, we could date them maybe
Take a werewolf out for dinner
Maybe do much more, you sinner
Everybody wants a monstergirl

I know just what mankind's meant for
Feeding oats to local centaurs
Everybody wants a monster-

Say that you'll never-never-never-ever leave her
Prove you're a true believer
Everybody wants a monstergirl

Kitsunes are great for cuddles
Nagas give the best of snuggles
Everybody wants a monstergirl

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