Barf, Barf
Just take a spew
Because you have been eating wrong food
Just go
Right to the toilet
Right now

Barf, Barf
You don't feel well
Porcelain bus is ringin' the bell
It's time
Don't barf in your shoes
Not now

You've got a cold
And last time you barfed in shoe soles
So disgusting
You smell the smell, so bad you know
And your behind
Is relieved it didn't get there
Get some relief
And you'll gradually feel better
Tell me exactly what you ate

Barf barf
Go and throw up
Hurling while curling, where did it go
Don't know
It's lost on the ice
Let's clean

The zamboni
It has a job
To clean that up
From all that ice
It was conveniently there
Everyone simply stops and stares

Barf, barf
Embarrassing
But couldn't be helped how you're feeling
Okay
You're now vomiting
It's fine

Barf, barf
Ate a bad sub
So there it is the parking lot
People
Ask if you're all right
Okay

It's gone
Relief on way
You feel empty for rest of the day
That's right
Now you'll feel better
Uh huh

And when you've taken off mouth guard
Took a hit playing ball
And now you won't have to break wind
But it smells worse than if you had

Barf, barf
What a release
Now all discomfort will start to cease
You know
It's a relief too
Feels good

There's more
Up to 10 times
Run to the john, it's sick of this
Water
Is invisible
Too much puke