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Song Parodies -> "Chikan in Japan is Really Rude"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

Original Performer:

Tears for Fears

Parody Song Title:

"Chikan in Japan is Really Rude"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Chikan is molesting girls and women in Japanese trains by perverted men. It happens everyday and 61% of women have stated that it has happened to them. The Japanese government is trying to crack down on this crime, but so far " women only" train cars work. Chikan is undermined by females that don't speak up and other females that falsely accuse men by accident or on purpose as a game! The short schoolgirl skirts don't help either...
Welcome to Tokyo
There's no room in back
There are no more seats
Only standing room

Men acting on their worst behavior
Try to grab a young girl's beaver
Chikan in Japan is really rude

Hand up her thighs
She's thinking the worst
Then she starts to cry
But she isn't heard

Victim of perverts pleasure
Hope this ride doesn't last forever
Chikan in Japan is really rude

It's so crowded, men behind you
Holding onto rings, anyone can "feel" around
When they do, what can you do?

Everyday privacy invaded
Feel exposed and upskirt raided
Chikan in Japan is really rude

Wish we had other transportation
Train commutes rule this nation
Chikan in Japan is really rude
Everyday this harassment is repeated
Something new is needed
Chikan in Japan is really rude

Masses of people huddled together
Victims pay for perverts pleasure
Chikan in Japan is really rude

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - June 25, 2018 - Report this comment
grab these 5s!
Lexy - June 25, 2018 - Report this comment
So the Japanese have been "Trumping" it for some time now? Remember, "grab them by the p*ssy?" Good Lord, do the Japanese have to copy everything American?
Jonathan - June 26, 2018 - Report this comment
^ as far as I'm aware, they haven't copied Bill Clinton and his cigars, yet. so I guess even their pervs have standards!

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