-> "Every White Whale Wants To End Your World"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Wants to Rule The World"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Every White Whale Wants To End Your World"
Parody Written by:
Herman Steinbeck
The Lyrics
Welcome to your doom
There's no turning back
As you watch him stab
You do find him
Acting out obsessed behavior
Shakes his fist at Force of Nature
Every white whale wants to end your world
It's my fool's desire
It's my bad humours
Help me to survive
Help me cope with
Loss of Pequod and crew members
Moby sends to regions nether
Every white whale wants to end your world
Comes a day when Ahab will find him
Lost all hands as the boat goes spiraling down
When it did, I alone survived it
So sad this fate befell me
So glad I alone doth tell thee
Every white whale wants to ram your boat
I can't stand this crazed behaviour
Rachel, come and be my saviour
Every white whale wants to own your boat
Say that you'll never, never, never spear him
One sheared leg, why relive it
Every white whale wants to ruin your world
All for vengeance, not for treasure
Ahab's name be cursed forever
Every white whale wants to end your world
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