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Song Parodies -> "Every White Whale Wants To End Your World"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Wants to Rule The World"

Original Performer:

Tears For Fears

Parody Song Title:

"Every White Whale Wants To End Your World"

Parody Written by:

Herman Steinbeck

The Lyrics

This is the third in my Moby Dick trilogy ... and the second "Dick song" from Tears for Fears; the first one being "Spout, Spout (Moby's About)". Of course, once you've done "Shout" you gotta do "Everybody Wants to Rule The World" In my mind they're a matched pair
Welcome to your doom
There's no turning back
As you watch him stab
You do find him
Acting out obsessed behavior
Shakes his fist at Force of Nature
Every white whale wants to end your world

It's my fool's desire
It's my bad humours
Help me to survive
Help me cope with
Loss of Pequod and crew members
Moby sends to regions nether
Every white whale wants to end your world

Comes a day when Ahab will find him
Lost all hands as the boat goes spiraling down
When it did, I alone survived it
So sad this fate befell me
So glad I alone doth tell thee
Every white whale wants to ram your boat

I can't stand this crazed behaviour
Rachel, come and be my saviour
Every white whale wants to own your boat

Say that you'll never, never, never spear him
One sheared leg, why relive it
Every white whale wants to ruin your world

All for vengeance, not for treasure
Ahab's name be cursed forever
Every white whale wants to end your world

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Hallelujah! you've returned! 5s
E.S. Blofeld - June 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Ah, this is great! Original idea and well executed. 555!
Guy who wrote this - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
"Comes a day when the whale will find you." ...... That woulda woiked even better
CML (akota Herman Steinbeck) - June 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Every white whale wants to DOOM your world …. Great Ahab's ghost, that was right in front of my face!! If it had been a 100 ton archetype of an unstoppable force of nature in a ponderous 19th century morality tale, it would have bitten my right leg off!!

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