Trout, trout
Worms in their mouth
Fishing's the reason why I went out
I'm conned...
These fish have vamoosed
I'm conned...

Bass, Bass
Kicking my ass
These little buggers show me sass
Not one...
I won't catch a slew
Not one...

Bugs are sublime
It's master bait, Should catch a sole
Come take a bite!
It looks yummy so eat it whole

These non-break lines
Were expensive so I'm annoyed
Could have got twine
For five cents, It was all a ploy
As a fisher I won't be employed

Pike, pike
Fish I don't like
As being food they are on a strike
I want...
To catch just a few
I want...

This seafood strife
I'll get a nibble but I'll fail
Tried each device
But every time the fish hightails
This whale hunting makes me wail

Cod, Cod
I pray to God
Help me to not look like a huge clod
Please flaunt
Just one fish that's huge
Please flaunt

Perch, perch
Still on that search
The smell of worms makes my gut lurch
Not fun
Cause I'm feeling screwed
Not fun

Shark, shark
I have embarked (I have embarked)
To catch these guys now it's getting dark
Since dawn
Day wasted, It's true
Here since dawn

Used swivles, sinkers, floats and hooks
About to lose my mind
Must catch a tasty fish to cook!
Lake's robbing me just like a crook!

Ray, Ray
Send 'em my way
I'd love to get a single fish today
(Lake's robbing me just like a crook!)
I'm done!
Nature I will sue!
I'm done!

Trout, trout
There is a drought
Of all these fish, Think I'll go chug stout
This sucks!
At least I got booze!
This sucks!