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Song Parodies -> "Wanna Buy Some Crack?"

Original Song Title:

"Love Will Lead You Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Taylor Dayne

Parody Song Title:

"Wanna Buy Some Crack?"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Smoking the pipe
was never an easy thing
But its not like u gonna smoke this forever
So if you must smoke
Well, don’t ya know the first hits free
But I know in time, you gon’ hit up my pager

I won't try to stop you now from tweaking
'Cause I’m just slangin’ dope

Wanna buy some crack?
Just call me the snow man
Just climb in the back of my car
Would I be wrong?

I'm sure, sure as my gold tooth is shining
Tomorrow you will call me again
It won't be long
One of these days you’ll probably steal for crack

One of these nights
You’ll call my ass at 3am
You're gonna say, oh how much you need some for free
You'll bang on my door
then someone’ll knock your ass out
Homie I know, I know that it will be me

Sometimes it late, just wait yo ass till morning
To get your bag of dope

Wanna buy some crack?
Just call me the snow man
Crack will lead you questioning norms
Where you’d be wrong

I'm sure, sure as my rims are spinning
One day you’ll blow me up again
It won't be long
One of these days you’ll go to jail for crack, oh

I won't try to stop you ‘cause you’re pregnant
'Cause I’m just slangin’ DOPE, oh yeah!

Wanna buy some crack?
Just call me the snow man
crack will lead you breaking into cars
Where you don’t belong

I'm sure, sure as pimpin’ is pimpin’
One day you’ll lose your children
It won't be long
One of these days you’ll sell your shit for crack, oh yeah

Wanna buy some crack?
Just call me the snow man
Crack will lead you back behind bars
It won't be long

One of these days
You’ll probably take it in the mouth for crack

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